Socially Awkward Penguin

poops at friend's house leans over and turns on tap and whistles so nobody hears plopping.

poops at friend's house leans over and turns on tap and whistles so nobody hears plopping.  Socially Awkward Penguin

doesn't get turned on when a girl offers to blow him gets turned on when a girl can identify lorentz equation

doesn't get turned on when a girl offers to blow him gets turned on when a girl can identify lorentz equation    Socially Awkward Penguin

random girl on bus looking at me and says "I love your sweatshirt! Its one of my favorite colors!" "Yeah I know"

random girl on bus looking at me and says

Me: How are you today boss? Boss: Good how about you? Me: I'm good, how about you?

Me: How are you today boss?
Boss: Good how about you? Me: I'm good, how about you?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talks to Asian girl in Japanese Is Actually Korean

Talks to Asian girl in Japanese Is Actually Korean  Socially Awkward Penguin

Upvotes posts in both subreddits Not sure how to respond to cross-national Hate

Upvotes posts in both subreddits Not sure how to respond to cross-national Hate    Socially Awkward Penguin

Coworker says he got into a car accident and his grandma died "sorry about your car"

Coworker says he got into a car accident and his grandma died

embarrassed to ask for directions from siri

embarrassed to ask for 
directions from siri  Socially Awkward Penguin

eye-contact with passing stranger whispers "hi"

eye-contact with passing stranger whispers

Presses up instead of down to call elevator HIDE when doors open

Presses up instead of down to call elevator HIDE when doors open  Socially Awkward Penguin
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