Socially Awkward Penguin

Start peeing at urinal realize you have to shit also

Start peeing at urinal realize you have to shit also  Socially Awkward Penguin

Lean in to talk to girl at bar Head-butt her

Lean in to talk to girl at bar Head-butt her    Socially Awkward Penguin

"So much food, Are you trying to make me gain back the weight i lost?" "You lost weight?"

Thinking to self how quiet it is in room full of people swallow own spit down wrong pipe, cough incessantly

Thinking to self how quiet it is in room full of people swallow own spit down wrong pipe, cough incessantly  Socially Awkward Penguin

sitting in same room as someone. says happy birthday on facebook.

sitting in same room as someone. says happy birthday on facebook.  Socially Awkward Penguin

ADDS YOU ON FACEBOOK NEVER SAYS HI IN REAL LIFE

ADDS YOU ON FACEBOOK NEVER SAYS HI IN REAL LIFE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talks to girl all class packs up slowly to avoid walking with her

Talks to girl all class packs up slowly to avoid walking with her   Socially Awkward Penguin

Signing a receipt realize you're taking too long and start scribbling shit

Signing a receipt realize you're taking too long and start scribbling shit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to compliment girl end up insulting her

Try to compliment girl end up insulting her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally call female boss "Mom" Quit job

Accidentally call female boss
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