Socially Awkward Penguin

"spare some change, sir?" "don't have any, sorry" - coins jingle in pocket as i walk away -

Loses right arm in tragic accident Has to shake hands with left arm and when people pause, says "It's all right"

Loses right arm in tragic accident Has to shake hands with left arm and when people pause, says

talks needlessly and overly loudly to his kids in public so people will realize he's their dad makes him seem all the more sketchy

talks needlessly and overly loudly to his kids in public so people will realize he's their dad makes him seem all the more sketchy  Socially Awkward Penguin

When i give a hug I don't know what to do with my arms so i pretend they are wings I totally found this online... honestly Karla I didn't make it

When i give a hug I don't know what to do with my arms so i pretend they are wings I totally found this online... honestly Karla I didn't make it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Something awesome happens in school Only person excited about it

Something awesome happens in school Only person excited about it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes voice sound extra sickly when calling in sick Is actually sick

Makes voice sound extra sickly when calling in sick Is actually sick  Socially Awkward Penguin

at a party and girl makes sexy eye contact oh, dear lord

at a party and girl makes sexy eye contact oh, dear lord  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally gets in turn lane while driving Oh well, I guess I could go this way too

Accidentally gets in turn lane while driving Oh well, I guess I could go this way too  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I'll get that for you" Awkward bobbing from not reaching far enought the first 5 times

needs to blow nose during class oh god please no

needs to blow nose during class   oh god please no  Socially Awkward Penguin
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