Socially Awkward Penguin

gets asked a question about personal life gives short, untrue answer just so i don't have to go into detail

gets asked a question about personal life gives short, untrue answer just so i don't have to go into detail  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to bar brings laptop so i don't have to talk to anyone

Goes to bar brings laptop so i don't have to talk to anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Car following me to take my parking spot Forgot where I parked

Car following me to take my parking spot Forgot where I parked  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hear someone laughing Think they're laughing at you ----------- KNOW

Hear someone laughing Think they're laughing at you ----------- KNOW  Socially Awkward Penguin

First post on /r/advice animals use meme wrong

First post on /r/advice animals use meme wrong  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone walks into bathroom while taking dump put taking poop on hold to avoid noise

someone walks into bathroom while taking dump put taking poop on hold to avoid noise  Socially Awkward Penguin

Puts a dollar in hobo's cup "That's my coffee, asshole"

Puts a dollar in hobo's cup

New, cute receptionist hired at work. Avoid reception area.

New, cute receptionist hired at work. Avoid reception area.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Plays russian roulette with a semiautomatic handgun

Plays russian roulette with a semiautomatic handgun  Socially Awkward Penguin

secretly enjoy being "forever alone"

secretly enjoy being
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