Socially Awkward Penguin

Lady running blood drive: Thanks for donating Me: Yeah, you too.

Lady running blood drive: Thanks for donating Me: Yeah, you too.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Chipotle employee walks by. "How's your meal?" Smiles in response

Chipotle employee walks by.

Pretend to talk on cell phone to avoid someone Phone rings

Pretend to talk on cell phone 
to avoid someone Phone rings  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to walmart to buy food at 3am

goes to walmart to buy food at 3am  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk past cute girl in hall can't blink or she might think I winked at her

Walk past cute girl in hall can't blink or she might think I winked at her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets girl in bed Stays awake all night holding farts in

Gets girl in bed Stays awake all night holding farts in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Got hot girl's number From facebook

Got hot girl's number From facebook   Socially Awkward Penguin

uploads a new comic quickly goes to bed in fear of comments

uploads a new comic quickly goes to bed in fear of comments  Socially Awkward Penguin

HAS TERRIFIC MEMORY ACTS FORGETFUL TO HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT

HAS TERRIFIC MEMORY ACTS FORGETFUL TO HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets on only noisy elliptical i was just doing a 2 minute warm up

gets on only noisy elliptical i was just doing a 2 minute warm up  Socially Awkward Penguin
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