Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking behind cute girl Speed up to walk ahead of her so she doesn't think I'm staring at her ass.

Walking behind cute girl Speed up to walk ahead of her so she doesn't think I'm staring at her ass.  Socially Awkward Penguin

trip in front of a cute girl tell her you tripped over your dick

trip in front of a cute girl tell her you tripped over your dick  Socially Awkward Penguin

rehearse order several times before calling Too risky. Order online.

rehearse order several times before calling Too risky. Order online.  Socially Awkward Penguin

talks to cute hipster boi about what kind of hair dye he uses

talks to cute hipster boi about what kind of hair dye he uses  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realizes email says "do not reply" Replys again to apologize

Realizes email says

watch my penis as i use the urinal start staring up at the wall as soon as someone else comes in

watch my penis as i use the urinal start staring up at the wall as soon as someone else comes in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks a girl at a Reddit meetup is cute Makes a post about it on Reddit

Thinks a girl at a Reddit meetup is cute Makes a post about it on Reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

"shit, that post was way funnier... ...Oh well...maybe next time"

Walking in late to floor meeting who will i sit by?!

Walking in late to floor meeting who will i sit by?!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Done peeing after 10 seconds pours beer in tolet to make up for lost time

Done peeing after  10 seconds pours beer in tolet to make up for lost time  Socially Awkward Penguin
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