Socially Awkward Penguin

pull up next to hot girl with her windows down at red light turn down music

pull up next to hot girl with her windows down at red light turn down music  Socially Awkward Penguin

See person walking towards you 60 feet away Immediately dart sideways to avoid making eye contact

See person walking towards you 60 feet away Immediately dart sideways to avoid making eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Let someone know they left their car lights on They tell you they shut off automatically

Let someone know they left their car lights on They tell you they shut off automatically  Socially Awkward Penguin

forgot to cut long, nasty toenails before heading to the beach keep toes curled under the sand

forgot to cut long, nasty toenails before heading to the beach keep toes curled under the sand   Socially Awkward Penguin

"What do you want to do?" fuck...

Self-concious about being self-concious

Self-concious about being self-concious  Socially Awkward Penguin

This coupon is not redeemable over the phone, we apologize for customers who prefer to order online. Didn't need that coupon anyway.

This coupon is not redeemable over the phone, we apologize for customers who prefer to order online. Didn't need that coupon anyway.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Good morning! It's 4 in the afternoon.

Good morning! It's 4 in the afternoon.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Leaving taxi, driver: "Have a safe flight!" You: "You too!"

Leaving taxi, driver:

Makes eye contact with cute guy in line at Chipotle takes out phone and pretends to text

Makes eye contact with cute guy in line at Chipotle takes out phone and pretends to text  Socially Awkward Penguin
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