Socially Awkward Penguin

Checks phone for text message. No texts. Tells people you were checking the time. Wearing a watch.

Checks phone for text message. No texts. Tells people you were checking the time. Wearing a watch.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell crush how i feel about her when drunk remember nothing next day

Tell crush how i feel about her when drunk remember nothing next day  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't usually hear you like college freshmen so I put a college freshmen in your scumbag steve so you can can't tell if or just can't tell if

I don't usually hear you like college freshmen so I put a college freshmen in your scumbag steve so you can can't tell if or just can't tell if  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into Albion Mall only white person

Walk into Albion Mall only white person  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't get invited to any superbowl parties Watches anyway to avoid being left out of conversations at work

Doesn't get invited to any superbowl parties Watches anyway to avoid being left out of conversations at work  Socially Awkward Penguin

Find redditor on omegle and start chatting Get on better with stranger i've just met than with any of my friends, family or peers

Find redditor on omegle and start chatting   Get on better with stranger i've just met than with any of my friends, family or peers  Socially Awkward Penguin

Quickest path to the bus stop is using the Burntside stairs Decides to take long way down to avoid bringing attention to himself

Quickest path to the bus stop is using the Burntside stairs Decides to take long way down to avoid bringing attention to himself      Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiter brings your food. "Enjoy your meal" "You too"

Waiter brings your food.

Gets Boner at end of class Leaves with book over crotch

Gets Boner at end of class Leaves with book over crotch  Socially Awkward Penguin

Low-Fives Hand Shakes Hand Shakes Low-Fives

Low-Fives Hand Shakes Hand Shakes Low-Fives  Socially Awkward Penguin
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