Socially Awkward Penguin

Could talk to you in game Tweets instead

Could talk to you in game Tweets instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking outside to find a job as a 20 year-old and notice backpacks in the far winds The high school is out for lunch: abort!

Walking outside to find a job as a 20 year-old and notice backpacks in the far winds The high school is out for lunch: abort!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't want to be judged for taking the elevator up 2 floors Takes it up 3 floors and walks down

Doesn't want to be judged for taking the elevator up 2 floors Takes it up 3 floors and walks down  Socially Awkward Penguin

Writes that one is less than three People think you mean one love

Writes that one is less than three People think you mean one love  Socially Awkward Penguin

Middle of class and need to pee People will stare if i get up. Continue sitting in torture.

Middle of class and need to pee People will stare if i get up. Continue sitting in torture.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Roommate is gone for the weekend. Time to bust out Dance Central.

Roommate is gone for the weekend.  Time to bust out Dance Central.   Socially Awkward Penguin

going to bathroom in a public bathroom and someone walks in stops going until person leaves

going to bathroom in a public bathroom and someone walks in stops going until person leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only good picture on facebook everyone comments: "wow, this doesn't look like you!"

Only good picture on facebook everyone comments:

Suitemate uses witty pun in text conversation Text the same pun right back

Suitemate uses witty pun in text conversation Text the same pun right back  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries not to make eye contact with pretty girl next car over at red light next light red too

tries not to make eye contact with pretty girl next car over at red light next light red too  Socially Awkward Penguin
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