Socially Awkward Penguin

buys premade sandwich spends 2 minutes loudly fumbling with packaging

buys premade sandwich spends 2 minutes loudly fumbling with packaging    Socially Awkward Penguin

guy goes to the urinal next to you make no eye contact

guy goes to the urinal next to you make no eye contact    Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to store to buy condoms buys 5 other items he doesn't need as well

Goes to store to buy condoms   buys 5 other items he doesn't need as well  Socially Awkward Penguin

Frowns and walks quickly when in public so people move out of the way and don't try to make conversation

Frowns and walks quickly when in public so people move out of the way and don't try to make conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

HOLDS IN FARTS FOR THREE HOURS ON A DATE SHITS

HOLDS IN FARTS FOR THREE HOURS ON A DATE SHITS  Socially Awkward Penguin

"HOw is everything?" yes please

wakes up with morning wood walks towards restroom facing away from roommate

wakes up with morning wood walks towards restroom facing away from roommate  Socially Awkward Penguin

have short conversation with pretty girl in class think shes into me

have short conversation with pretty girl in class think shes into me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Read semi obscure reference to a song or movie on facebook. Add what you think is a witty and equally obscure response. feel like a boss. after post discover that same exact thing you wrote was posted 8 times already among the 46 other responses.

Read semi obscure reference to a song or movie on facebook. Add what you think is a witty and equally obscure response. feel like a boss. after post discover that same exact thing you wrote was posted 8 times already among the 46 other responses.  Socially Awkward Penguin

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