Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes into bathroom to check hair Sees other people and pretends to wash hands

Goes into bathroom to check hair  Sees other people and pretends to wash hands   Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell Girl You're going to go play Magic: The Gathering Play Pool Instead

Tell Girl You're going to go play Magic: The Gathering  Play Pool Instead   Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to take a taxi Stares out of the window the whole time and doesn't say a word

Has to take a taxi Stares out of the window the whole time and doesn't say a word    Socially Awkward Penguin

walking home, see postman about to deliver post take a walk around the block to avoid walking up to the door at the same time

walking home, see postman about to deliver post take a walk around the block to avoid walking up to the door at the same time  Socially Awkward Penguin

No Flap February? I'm Good.

No Flap February? I'm Good.    Socially Awkward Penguin

"alright sir you're good to go" "thanks, you too!"

Co-Worker Talking to You in Elevator. Other co-worker walks in Elevator. Also starts talking to you. What now??

Co-Worker Talking to You in Elevator. Other co-worker walks in Elevator. Also starts talking to you.  What now??  Socially Awkward Penguin

Personal References cannot be a relative shit

Personal References cannot be a relative
 shit    Socially Awkward Penguin

"How are you doing?" "Good, you?" "Good, how are you?"

huge need to take a dump too shy to ask were the toilet is

huge need to take a dump too shy to ask were the toilet is  Socially Awkward Penguin
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