Socially Awkward Penguin

Sits next to black guy who waves to get my attention Tries to give guy a handshake with a snap at the end of it

Sits next to black guy who waves to get my attention Tries to give guy a handshake with a snap at the end of it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girls in tight shorts bent over exercising in front of me at gym Keep eyes shut during reps so they don't think I'm watching

Girls in tight shorts bent over exercising in front of me at gym Keep eyes shut during reps so they don't think I'm watching  Socially Awkward Penguin

New Boss calls you by wrong name say nothing and respond to it all day

New Boss calls you by wrong name say nothing and respond to it all day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl sends you cute picture of her dog Can't think of a response that doesn't sound girly

Girl sends you cute picture of her dog Can't think of a response that doesn't sound girly  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How come you didn't answer your phone?" "I dunno, I was on the other line, I heard a beep, I've never had an incoming call before; I didn't know what was happening!"

Trying to find a place to get upvotes /r/pinwheelpenguin only has 35 sucribers

Trying to find a place to get upvotes /r/pinwheelpenguin only has 35 sucribers  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'm a bird! I can't fly!

I'm a bird! I can't fly!  Socially Awkward Penguin

SINGER ON STAGE: "GOOD EVENIN', DETROIT!" YOU TOO

SINGER ON STAGE:

BECOME MICHAEL CERA MAKE MILLIONS

BECOME MICHAEL CERA MAKE MILLIONS  Socially Awkward Penguin

that tiny new text message icon i live and die by it

that tiny new text message icon i live and die by it  Socially Awkward Penguin
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