Socially Awkward Penguin

About to walk into McDonald's but not done with cigarette Turn around and pretend to answer phone

About to walk into McDonald's but not done with cigarette  Turn around and pretend to answer phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees you in public bathroom apologizes and leaves

sees you in public bathroom apologizes and leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

go to dinner with friends sit at separate table

go to dinner with friends sit at separate table  Socially Awkward Penguin

Movie theater employee says enjoy your show Not thinking says you too

Movie theater employee says enjoy your show Not thinking says you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Read socially awkward penguin Try to do the complete opposite

Read socially awkward penguin Try to do the complete opposite  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets possession of basketball doesn't move

gets possession of basketball doesn't move  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts "funny" picture to reddit; no upvotes deletes entire post

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submits a reddit deletes after five negative comments and downvotes

submits a reddit deletes after five negative comments and downvotes  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone's looking at the item you want in the grocery store pretends to be interested in item next to it

someone's looking at the item you want in the grocery store pretends to be interested in item next to it  Socially Awkward Penguin

At mother-in-law's funeral asks the only great aunt who likes you "How's Bob?" Excruciating silence, soon-to-be-ex-wife: "He died last year."

At mother-in-law's funeral asks the only great aunt who likes you
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