Socially Awkward Penguin

gets a boner on the bus misses 2 stops

gets a boner on the bus misses 2 stops  Socially Awkward Penguin

Homeless man asks for change "No, thank you"

Homeless man asks for change

Outgoing and enthusiastic kiosk salesman up ahead Take long way around

Outgoing and enthusiastic kiosk salesman up ahead Take long way around  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has social interaction with someone Spends hour analyzing appropriateness of words used, tones of voice, and timing of words and breaths to pinpoint any possible flaws the other person may have noticed

Has social interaction with someone Spends hour analyzing appropriateness of words used, tones of voice, and timing of words and breaths to pinpoint any possible flaws the other person may have noticed  Socially Awkward Penguin

have girl over to smoke with and to experience reddit 13 of 25 posts on front page are related to r/gonewild & r/nsfw_wtf

have girl over to smoke with
and to experience reddit 13 of 25 posts on front page are related to r/gonewild & r/nsfw_wtf  Socially Awkward Penguin

try to discreetly put my hand to my mouth to check breath glasses fog up, everyone knows

try to discreetly put my hand to my mouth to check breath glasses fog up, everyone knows  Socially Awkward Penguin

notices pee already on the toilet seat wipes the seat so no one blames you for it

notices pee already on the toilet seat wipes the seat so no one blames you for it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tried holding open a door for a cute girl Locked

Tried holding open a door for a cute girl Locked  Socially Awkward Penguin

says "hello" during goodbye hug

says

Handshake, or fistbump? handbumpfistshakefingergrab!

Handshake, or fistbump?  handbumpfistshakefingergrab!   Socially Awkward Penguin
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