Socially Awkward Penguin

Try's cornering bowl when smoking alone Owns a MFLB

Try's cornering bowl when smoking alone Owns a MFLB  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sneaks picture of weird person in walmart flash was on

Sneaks picture of weird person in walmart flash was on  Socially Awkward Penguin

HOT GIRL ASKS FOR A HUG RESPONDS: "WHY?"

HOT GIRL ASKS FOR A HUG RESPONDS:

Self-checkout register is down Puts items back and goes to another store

Self-checkout register is down Puts items back and goes to another store  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone greets you with "Hey, how's it going?" Replies with "Hey, how's it going?"

Someone greets you with

Sees old acquaintance at store leaves

Sees old acquaintance at store leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Falls asleep on the bus Wakes up from own snoring

Falls asleep on the bus Wakes up from own snoring  Socially Awkward Penguin

See same female working at YMCA for years too afraid to look at tag on chest to learn her name

See same female working at YMCA for years too afraid to look at tag on chest to learn her name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Always keep my phone on vibrate Never bother anyone again

Always keep my phone on vibrate Never bother anyone again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Employee: Hi, can I help you? Say "no thanks" and spends almost an hour looking for something

Employee: Hi, can I help you? Say
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