Socially Awkward Penguin

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Jump start cute girl's car Don't even introduce self

Jump start cute girl's car Don't even introduce self  Socially Awkward Penguin

i go to madison and i have no friends

i go to madison and i have no friends  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl is walking towards you "where the fuck do i keep my hands again?"

cute girl is walking towards you

"Would you like cream or milk with your coffee?" Yes, please.

Receive Text from hot girl "Hi" Take 5 minutes to think of reply, regret when sent.

Receive Text from hot girl

Sees a girl you had a nice time with drunk Act like you don't know her when you're sober

Sees a girl you had a nice time with drunk Act like you don't know her when you're sober  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to say either "good morning" or "hello" "Good-o."

Tries to say either

Accidentally do great analysis knife partner

Accidentally do
great analysis knife partner    Socially Awkward Penguin

Hear someone fart "Bless you"

Hear someone fart
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