Socially Awkward Penguin

Poops Presses the air freshener nozzle button as quietly as possible so no one will know he pooped

Poops Presses the air freshener nozzle button as quietly as possible so no one will know he pooped  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hey, what's up? Good, how are you?

Hey, what's up?  Good, how are you?   Socially Awkward Penguin

uses 3rd floor business building restroom for first time discovers what a glory hole is

uses 3rd floor business building restroom for first time discovers what a glory hole is  Socially Awkward Penguin

Use ; ) instead of : ) by accident I AM SO CREEPY

Use ; ) instead of : ) by accident I AM SO CREEPY  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes in for handshake Tightens grip too soon

Goes in for handshake Tightens grip too soon  Socially Awkward Penguin

Drink coffee to wake up, start feeling better Realize it was decaf

Drink coffee to wake up, start feeling better Realize it was decaf  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stay home on halloween Leave candy bowl outside Caption 3 goes here

Stay home on halloween Leave candy bowl outside Caption 3 goes here  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears car door close outside Hopes it's not trick or treaters

Hears car door close outside Hopes it's not trick or treaters  Socially Awkward Penguin

"alright class, we're going to be doing a lot of group work in this class so let's spend this 1st day just talking and getting to know everyone" goes to the bathroom, never comes back

Girl sends winking smiley face Doesnt matter. Still sexted.

Girl sends winking smiley face Doesnt matter. Still sexted.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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