Socially Awkward Penguin

ACQUAINTANCE on facebook, "new phone. send me your number if you want me to have it" this guy seemed really cool, it's a shame i'll never talk to him again

ACQUAINTANCE on facebook,

TAKING SHIT in one of two stalls. someone goes into the other stall. GRUNT TO LET THEM KNOW YOU're there. SIT QUietly, while holding it in until the other person leaves

TAKING SHIT in one of two stalls.
someone goes into the other stall.
 GRUNT TO LET THEM KNOW YOU're there.
SIT QUietly, while holding it in
 until the other person leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't understand Mexican waiter "haha, yeah."

Can't understand Mexican waiter

Finally builds up the courage to comment in a post Gets downvoted

Finally builds up the courage to comment in a post Gets downvoted  Socially Awkward Penguin

Decide to practice social skills Get on Omegle.

Decide to practice social skills Get on Omegle.  Socially Awkward Penguin

says "bye" to hot stranger when leaving elevator realizes that it's the wrong floor; leaves anyway

says

People at water cooler. Goes to bathroom.

People at water cooler. Goes to bathroom.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Post's: "My Friend Made/Did this" It Was Actually Him

Post's:

No pen, only person sitting by is a cute girl. Needs to sign attendance sheet. Don't sign.

No pen, only person sitting by is a cute girl. Needs to sign attendance sheet. Don't sign.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Learn a musical instrument never play it in public

Learn a musical instrument never play it in public  Socially Awkward Penguin
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