Socially Awkward Penguin

Checking out a girl by the resort pool, says to friend "looks like we got some fresh talent, haven't seen those bazongas before" Sister

Checking out a girl by the resort pool, says to friend

"So you're getting married again? Guess you didn't learn your lesson the first time! Haha, right?" "She's pregnant"

Quotes movie to feel involved in movie critique hopes no one asks him anything because he only saw the commercial

Quotes movie to feel involved in movie critique hopes no one asks him anything because he only saw the commercial  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sober at maggies

Sober at maggies   Socially Awkward Penguin

Tablet makes noise during class accidentally break it trying to turn it off

Tablet makes noise during class accidentally break it trying to turn it off    Socially Awkward Penguin

walks out of bathroom after a shower and realizes curtains are wide open screw it

walks out of bathroom after a shower and realizes curtains are wide open screw it    Socially Awkward Penguin

sees a facebook birthday checks other posts to make sure it really is before posting happy birthday

sees a facebook birthday checks other posts to make sure it really is before posting happy birthday  Socially Awkward Penguin

is going to meet with somebody Spends the previous 40 minutes thinking how is he going to do the handshake. fucks handshake up

is going to meet with somebody Spends the previous 40 minutes thinking how is he going to do the handshake. fucks handshake up   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sat next to cute girl in class Imagined getting married

Sat next to cute girl in class Imagined getting married  Socially Awkward Penguin

it's freezing! y u no bring me into old building?!

it's freezing!  y u no bring me into old building?!   Socially Awkward Penguin
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