Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets off elevator on wrong floor takes stairs rest of the way down

Gets off elevator on wrong floor takes stairs rest of the way down  Socially Awkward Penguin

buys blow up doll, lingerie, and hand cuffs at adult store requests gift receipt

buys blow up doll, lingerie, and hand cuffs at adult store requests gift receipt  Socially Awkward Penguin

keep thinking that a cute girl is flirting with you but has a boyfriend FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

keep thinking that a cute girl is flirting with you but has a boyfriend FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-  Socially Awkward Penguin

"last day of camp, group hug!" walks out of room

Spend 20 minutes writing nuanced comment realize it's eli5; delete before posting

Spend 20 minutes writing nuanced comment realize it's eli5; 
delete before posting  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attendant renting Game equipment says, "Have fun." Say, "You too."

Attendant renting Game equipment says,

Someone enters bathroom stall next to yours "Hey Mary, is that you?" "NO"

Someone enters bathroom stall next to yours

misses first chance to greet new employee goes the whole day looking for the perfect opportunity, never happens, goes home

misses first chance to greet new employee goes the whole day looking for the perfect opportunity, never happens, goes home    Socially Awkward Penguin

Cant Remember Exact Details To An Incredible Story Makes Up A Completely Different Story

Cant Remember Exact Details To An Incredible Story   Makes Up A Completely Different Story   Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to Mid-Pac Posts meme on Punahou meme page

Goes to Mid-Pac   Posts meme on Punahou meme page  Socially Awkward Penguin
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