Socially Awkward Penguin

Wait in stall until finally someone flushes Power poop

Wait in stall until finally someone flushes Power poop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Roommate has visitors stay in room all day to avoid meeting them

Roommate has visitors stay in room all day to avoid meeting them  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone else walks in to the men's room while you are standing at the urinal pretend you have just finished pissing, zip up and leave

someone else walks in to the men's room while you are standing at the urinal pretend you have just finished pissing, zip up  and leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

One open seat next to a stranger stand

One open seat next to a stranger stand  Socially Awkward Penguin

Enters cash cab Doesn't want to play

Enters cash cab Doesn't want to play  Socially Awkward Penguin

Browsing through /r/AdviceAnimals All SAP links are purple and upvoted.

Browsing through /r/AdviceAnimals All SAP links are purple and upvoted.  Socially Awkward Penguin

afraid you are making her uncomfortable by staring her in the eye. try to look at something else accidentally looks at her breasts

afraid you are making her uncomfortable by staring her in the eye. try to look at something else accidentally looks at her breasts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl comes up to ask "hey, don't I know you from somewhere?" "NO"

Cute girl comes up to ask

give coworker ride home silence the whole drive

give coworker ride home silence the whole drive  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ok, see you later walks in the same direction

Ok, see you later walks in the same direction  Socially Awkward Penguin
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