Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey how you doing?" "Sorry, didn't hear you, what did you say?" "Oh, Nothing never mind"

Finally gets courage to poop at work Clogs toilet.

Finally gets courage to poop at work Clogs toilet.  Socially Awkward Penguin

sending a text, trying to make a good point typo changed u into I and I into u... totally fucked up the point

sending a text, trying to make a good point typo changed u into I and I into u...
totally fucked up the point  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend is on the phone naming the people he's hanging out with Paying close attention so that my name isn't told last

Friend is on the phone naming the people he's hanging out with Paying close attention so that my name isn't told last  Socially Awkward Penguin

I love how no socialization was done and no awkwardness occured

I love how no socialization was done  and no awkwardness occured  Socially Awkward Penguin

regularly reads a friend's facebook status pretends to be looking in another direction when passing them in the street

regularly reads a friend's facebook status pretends to be looking in another direction when passing them in the street  Socially Awkward Penguin

Within walking distance of Safeway grocery store Drives to Fry's for self-checkout

Within walking distance of Safeway grocery store  Drives to Fry's for self-checkout  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks up to self checkout at same time as someone else Keeps walking.

Walks up to self checkout at same time as someone else  Keeps walking.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets to take picture with famous person "you smell good"

Gets to take picture with famous person

sees you browsing reddit on the 301 posts a meme about it

sees you browsing reddit on the 301 posts a meme about it  Socially Awkward Penguin
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