Socially Awkward Penguin

"We'll start by going around the room and saying an interesting fact about ourselves" Fuck

Girlfriend tells him to wait outside while she goes to the bathroom Starts texting random people so he doesn't look like a creep

Girlfriend tells him to wait outside while she goes to the bathroom Starts texting random people so he doesn't look like a creep  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to frat party at tech. Spends all night hiding in back yard with house dog.

Goes to frat party at tech. Spends all night hiding in back yard with house dog.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Celebrates day off school Day off for funeral of recently killed student

Celebrates day off school Day off for funeral of recently killed student  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone you know from the internet on your bus pretend you didn't make eye contact and sit as far away as possible

See someone you know from the internet on your bus pretend you didn't make eye contact and sit as far away as possible  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sign says to tell the receptionist if you've waited 20 minutes Awkwardly stands to the side for 10 more until she's not busy

Sign says to tell the receptionist if you've waited 20 minutes Awkwardly stands to the side for 10 more until she's not busy  Socially Awkward Penguin

teacher asks everyone to introduce themselves to class pretends to be sick and leaves

teacher asks everyone to introduce themselves to class pretends to be sick and leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to fit in and talk about memes calls it awkward social penguin

Tries to fit in and talk about memes calls it awkward social penguin  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend says she wants to get a chicken so she will always have eggs But you have already have a lifetime supply of eggs

Friend says she wants to get a chicken so she will always have eggs But you have already have a lifetime supply of eggs  Socially Awkward Penguin

text girl you like about going out "hey who's this? lol"

text girl you like about going out
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