Socially Awkward Penguin

Reddit birthday Feel the need to Post something incredibly unoriginal

Reddit birthday Feel the need to Post something incredibly unoriginal  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asked,"Is this for eat in or to go?" Responds with "Both on same tab."

Asked,

reads Skeptical Third World Kid meme looks over his shoulder before laughing

reads Skeptical Third World Kid meme looks over his shoulder before laughing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl tells me my beard looks good "Thanks, yours too."

Girl tells me my beard looks good

Receives late night text TAKES hours WRITING reply

Receives late night text TAKES hours WRITING reply  Socially Awkward Penguin

In room alone and feels safe to finally let the farts go. Immediately strangers enter the room.

In room alone and feels safe to finally let the farts go.  Immediately  strangers enter the room.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Runs for secretary no clever poster ideas

Runs for secretary no clever poster ideas  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have a good workout!" - Gym Owner "Thanks you too! ... ...If you were working out today" -- ME

washes hands before flushing toilet washes them again so person outside doesn't think they did not wash

washes hands before flushing toilet washes them again so person outside doesn't think they did not wash  Socially Awkward Penguin

automatic door opens "Thank you"

automatic door opens
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