Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees popular people walking down the street past his house "Well, 20 minute detour through snake infested grass in the dark, it is"

Sees popular people walking down the street past his house

saw a woman that i thought had a baby cancer

saw a woman that i thought had a baby cancer  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl looks at him the on bus imagines their relationship, marriage and subsequent divorce. get's off bus, cute girl looks at him on the street...

cute girl looks at him the on bus imagines their relationship, marriage and subsequent divorce. get's off bus, cute girl looks at him on the street...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Starts to sing song with friends, but no one joins in fade-out volume to 0%

Starts to sing song with friends, but no one joins in fade-out volume to 0%  Socially Awkward Penguin

5 minute conversation with attractive girl Go home and masturbate furiously

5 minute conversation with attractive girl Go home and masturbate furiously  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally finished stressful interview trip over trash can on way out the door

Finally finished stressful
interview trip over trash can on way out the door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Calls Shotgun Still feels bad for taking the front seat

Calls Shotgun Still feels bad for taking the front seat    Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl invites you back to roommate-less room talk about batman comic you see on shelf for 4 hours

Cute girl invites you back to
roommate-less room talk about batman comic
you see on shelf for 4 hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go out to dinner with friends Don't want to be last to finish shovel down food throw up later

Go out to dinner with friends Don't want to be last to finish shovel down food throw up later    Socially Awkward Penguin

College requires mandatory interview Didn't want to apply there anyway

College requires mandatory interview Didn't want to apply there anyway    Socially Awkward Penguin
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