Socially Awkward Penguin

posts to /r/funny and gets too many downvotes deletes and pretends it never happened

posts to /r/funny and gets too many downvotes deletes and pretends it never happened  Socially Awkward Penguin

People always talk about Ike's place Ask, "Who is Ike? Get shunned by monastic community Is afraid of losing their Ike's virginity

People always talk about Ike's place Ask,

Wants to get pizza Orders online because hes to scared to call

Wants to get pizza Orders online because hes to scared to call  Socially Awkward Penguin

Likes Jesus Doesnt know he is related to religon

Likes Jesus Doesnt know he is related to religon  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl smiles at him quickly looks at interesting tile pattern on the ground

cute girl smiles at him quickly looks at interesting tile pattern on the ground    Socially Awkward Penguin

Smells horrible fart in class assumes everybody around you thinks it was you and get embarrassed

Smells horrible fart in class assumes everybody around you thinks it was you  and get embarrassed  Socially Awkward Penguin

Half hour conversation with housemate not sure how long penis was peeking out of pajama pants

Half hour conversation with housemate not sure how long penis was peeking out of pajama pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl says your looking good replies thanks

Girl says your looking good replies thanks    Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into a packed mens bathroom, finally standing in front of urinal Shiver and spray urine everywhere...

Walk into a packed mens bathroom, finally standing in front of urinal Shiver and spray urine everywhere...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Listening to ipod in public place Get light headed because you're afraid you're breathing too loud

Listening to ipod in public place Get light headed because you're afraid you're breathing too loud   Socially Awkward Penguin
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