Socially Awkward Penguin

Take piss at friends house aim at the side of the bowl so they cant hear

Take piss at friends house aim at the side of the bowl so they cant hear  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has a six pack still too self conscious to take shirt off

Has a six pack still too self conscious to take shirt off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Puts hand on what appears to be some short pillar Girl's head

Puts hand on what appears to be some short pillar Girl's head  Socially Awkward Penguin

Joins SMP Server Plays 1000 chunks away from anyone else

Joins SMP Server Plays 1000 chunks away from anyone else  Socially Awkward Penguin

push the button too early get off the bus and walk to the next stop

push the button too early get off the bus and walk to the next stop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl from sbarro gives you pepperoni heart on pizza eat it and leave

Girl from sbarro gives you pepperoni heart on pizza  eat it and leave   Socially Awkward Penguin

The only place my humor is accepted is /r/imgoingtohellforthis

The only place my humor is accepted is  /r/imgoingtohellforthis  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees people walking ahead Slows down so don't have to pass

Sees people walking ahead Slows down so don't have to pass  Socially Awkward Penguin

Car ahead of you doesn't notice light changed. Wait patiently until they do.

Car ahead of you doesn't notice light changed. Wait patiently until they do.  Socially Awkward Penguin

remembers something funny laughs aloud

remembers something funny laughs aloud  Socially Awkward Penguin
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