Socially Awkward Penguin

Used self as verb

Used self as verb   Socially Awkward Penguin

everybody's stoned read paperback novel

everybody's stoned read paperback novel  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds $20Trillion in oil reserves Tells everyone

Finds $20Trillion in oil reserves Tells everyone    Socially Awkward Penguin

hits curb while attempting to parallel park leaves

hits curb while attempting to parallel park leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hugs girlfriend from behind Complete stranger

Hugs girlfriend from behind Complete stranger  Socially Awkward Penguin

Opens birthday card pretends not to see money inside at first

Opens birthday card pretends not to see money inside at first  Socially Awkward Penguin

"You're good at moving through a crowd" "Yeah I'm good at avoiding people"

Leave store without buying anything "oh God, they think i'm stealing something"

Leave store without buying anything

Posts about how he's finally studying seriously former professor comments on the post

Posts about how he's finally studying seriously former professor comments on the post  Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't have enough confidence to tell the girl I like her Start ignoring her as much as I can

Don't have enough confidence to tell the girl I like her Start ignoring her as much as I can  Socially Awkward Penguin
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