Socially Awkward Penguin

I have to ask for letters of recommendation for law school? McDonalds doesn't sound too bad

I have to ask for letters of recommendation for law school? McDonalds doesn't sound too bad  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to pay at Delilah's with onecard insufficient FUNDS

Goes to pay at Delilah's with onecard insufficient FUNDS   Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes outside to check the mail See neighbor doing the same and immediately U-turn back inside

Goes outside to check the mail See neighbor doing the same and immediately U-turn back inside  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bump into pretty girl at grocery store Hide potato chips

Bump into pretty girl at grocery store Hide potato chips  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pops boner In gym class

Pops boner  In gym class   Socially Awkward Penguin

Friends notice scratch marks on my back "oh yeah, my girlfriend did that"

Friends notice scratch marks on my back

inspect invites

inspect invites  Socially Awkward Penguin

asks girl if she'd like to borrow jacket she replies with: no thanks, I'll just drink more.

asks girl if she'd like to borrow jacket she replies with: no thanks, I'll just drink more.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute waitress says "Thanks for coming!" Brother's response: "Hi."

Cute waitress says

Cute Girl: "I like you mustache" thanks, you too!

Cute Girl:
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