Socially Awkward Penguin

need to call triple a because i locked my keys in my car "it was time to get a new car anyway"

need to call triple a because i locked my keys in my car

Farts during the loud part in a song in a elevator is wearing headphones

Farts during the loud part in a song in a elevator is wearing headphones  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend asks for bleach first response: "what, the anime?"

friend asks for bleach first response:

CAll friend to hang out Heart races in anticipation of them Answering

CAll friend to hang out Heart races in anticipation of them Answering  Socially Awkward Penguin

SEE FRIEND IN DISTANCE. WAVE. WALK TOWARDS THEM. FORGET HOW TO WALK NORMALLY.

SEE FRIEND IN DISTANCE. WAVE. WALK TOWARDS THEM. FORGET HOW TO WALK NORMALLY.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone finishes your sentence incorrectly PRETEND LIKE ITS WHAT YOU MEANT TO AVOID CORRECTING THEM

Someone finishes your sentence incorrectly PRETEND LIKE ITS WHAT YOU MEANT TO AVOID CORRECTING THEM  Socially Awkward Penguin

can i have two mcdoubles? at wendys

can i have two mcdoubles? at wendys  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl accidentally bumps ass into crotch and says sorry respond with "go ahead"

girl accidentally bumps ass into crotch and says sorry  respond with

Accidentally walks into girls bathroom annoying facebook girl

Accidentally walks into girls bathroom annoying facebook girl  Socially Awkward Penguin

Runs out of toilet paper Announces loud, broad and imperative request for public assistance

Runs out of toilet paper Announces loud, broad and imperative request for public assistance  Socially Awkward Penguin
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