Socially Awkward Penguin

Live next door to someone for over a year Say 5 words to each other

Live next door to someone for over a year Say 5 words to each other  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'm going to get fried chicken and grape soda Off the school lunch menu and replace it with healthier alternatives

I'm going to get fried chicken and grape soda Off the school lunch menu and replace it with healthier alternatives  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Your backpack has ants all over it" Oh, I know

Get in a group and turn in a paper for your attendance. Guess i'm absent today

Get in a group and turn in a paper for your attendance. Guess i'm absent today  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl at gas station says "hope you come back soon" "You too"

Girl at gas station says

Politely acknowledges "the lady who arrived just now" realizes she is likely a he

Politely acknowledges

sees girl he knows walking at night so he goes to say hi chases her down the street and corners her like a rapist

sees girl he knows walking at night so he goes to say hi chases her down the street and corners her like a rapist  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute Girl: "My name's Alex" Me: "That's my brother's name!"

Cute Girl:

Goes out to eat Practices ordering before waitress takes orders

Goes out to eat Practices ordering before waitress takes orders  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to ask girl on date. Girl changes subject....

Tries to ask girl on date. Girl changes subject....  Socially Awkward Penguin
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