Socially Awkward Penguin

Checks for wedding ring on hot guy Misses eye contact

Checks for wedding ring on hot guy Misses eye contact    Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking out of building after class, sees his professor in door reflection limping with broken foot 10 feet behind Pretends to not know she is there and lets heavy door slam in her face, just to avoid that awkward second goodbye

Walking out of building after class, sees his professor in door reflection limping with broken foot 10 feet behind Pretends to not know she is there and lets heavy door slam in her face, just to avoid that awkward second goodbye  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pastor says pray for your neighbor leaves church and goes to his neighbor's house

Pastor says pray for your neighbor leaves church and goes to his neighbor's house  Socially Awkward Penguin

Keeps water bottle handy in case of uncomfortable questions. "Sorry, say that one more time?" Drinks while asker repeats. Pretends to choke in order to run out of the room.

Keeps water bottle handy in case of uncomfortable questions.

Tells Witty Pun - Blank Expressions Should have gone the lame pun instead...

Tells Witty Pun
- Blank Expressions Should have gone the lame pun instead...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sets a new max at the gym farts

Sets a new max at the gym farts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses public restroom to go number 2 Ends up peeing like a girl

Uses public restroom to go number 2 Ends up peeing like a girl    Socially Awkward Penguin

gets into high-impact car crash gets out of car, "hi, how are you?"

gets into high-impact car crash gets out of car,

Raises hand to ask question immediately puts it down when professor looks away from the board

Raises hand to ask question  immediately puts it down when professor looks away from the board   Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries not to be awkward while going out Dances most awkward dance ever

Tries not to be awkward 
while going out Dances most awkward   dance ever  Socially Awkward Penguin
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