Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes To Bathroom To Pee, Nobody In Bathroom Pees In Stall

Goes To Bathroom To Pee, Nobody In Bathroom Pees In Stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cafe cashier: "Enjoy your lunch" Me: "Thanks..You too"

Cafe cashier:

Get invited to neighborhood gathering Stand next to food table the whole time

Get invited to neighborhood gathering Stand next to food table the whole time  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to be awesome and cheer people up Feels weird

Tries to be awesome and cheer people up Feels weird  Socially Awkward Penguin

want to check time in class refuse to turn so girl by clock doesn't think i'm staring

want to check time in class refuse to turn so girl by clock doesn't think i'm staring  Socially Awkward Penguin

"When are you due?" "I'm not pregnant"

All my Friends are on Reddit Nothing cool to talk about anymore

All my Friends are on Reddit Nothing cool to talk about anymore  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get text from hot Girl what do i say? what do I say!?!?!

Get text from hot Girl what do i say? 
what do I say!?!?!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Post SAP experience in hopes people identify Get down voted because they say they've already read that SAP

Post SAP experience in hopes people identify Get down voted because they say they've already read that SAP  Socially Awkward Penguin

50 mutual friends don't recognize

50 mutual friends don't recognize  Socially Awkward Penguin
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