Socially Awkward Penguin

Glance at person in car next to you THEY'RE ALREADY STARING AT YOU

Glance at person in car next to you THEY'RE ALREADY STARING AT YOU  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend Leaving for the military "Have fun, man"

Friend Leaving for the military

Person you were staring at makes eye contact with you keep staring so they think you were staring at something else

Person you were staring at makes eye contact with you keep staring so they think you were staring at something else  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets new hot girlfriend Too scared to have sex

Gets new hot girlfriend Too scared to have sex  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Is this a gift?" Yes...

Presses wrong button on elevator full of people gets off on wrong floor and takes stairs

Presses wrong button on elevator full of people gets off on wrong floor and takes stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

DOESN'T FEAR BEING HURT IN A CAR CRASH DOES FEAR THE AWKWARD CONVERSATION WITH THE OTHER DRIVER

DOESN'T FEAR BEING HURT IN A CAR CRASH DOES FEAR THE AWKWARD CONVERSATION WITH THE OTHER DRIVER  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally get neighbors mail wait till they leave, throw it in their box and run home

Accidentally get neighbors mail wait till they leave, throw it in their box and run home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Local WalMART gets self-checkout dreams do come true

Local WalMART gets                   self-checkout dreams do come true  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make it to the front row of a concert Constantly afraid of being pulled on stage

Make it to the front row of a concert Constantly afraid of being pulled on stage  Socially Awkward Penguin
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