Socially Awkward Penguin

First words ever spoken to crush: "umm...by the way..."

First words ever spoken to crush:

Recognizes someone waiting at bus stop Decides to take a later bus to avoid them

Recognizes someone waiting at bus stop Decides to take a later bus to avoid them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets on wrong train can't ask anybody what train he's actually on

Gets on wrong train   can't ask anybody what train he's actually on   Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks out of mens room, sees girl approaching holds door

Walks out of mens room, sees girl approaching holds door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Raises hand to answer question Answers "I don't know."

Raises hand to answer question Answers

Wants to get drunk to become less socially awkward too socially awkward to go up to the bar

Wants to get drunk to become less socially awkward too socially awkward to go up to the bar  Socially Awkward Penguin

make eye contact with security camera in store try to look like you aren't a robber to avoid suspicion

make eye contact with security camera in store try to look like you aren't a robber to avoid suspicion  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can you please hold? Yes please

Can you please hold? Yes please    Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells friend an interesting story He's/she's the one who told you about it before

Tells friend an interesting story He's/she's the one who told you about it before  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally gets to hold a girls hand in public Boner

Finally gets to hold a girls hand in public  Boner  Socially Awkward Penguin
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