Socially Awkward Penguin

Subway Girl: "What kind of meats on this sub?" Me: "None yet"

Subway Girl:

Nobody responds to borderline inappropriate joke in local chat did i just get fired?

Nobody responds to borderline inappropriate joke in local chat did i just get fired?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Shitting in public stall Leaves mid-shit when someone takes stall next door

Shitting in public stall Leaves mid-shit when someone takes stall next door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Enter empty store to avoid social interaction Store worker says "hello, how are you doing?"-mission failed

Enter empty store to avoid social interaction Store worker says

Fart in Bath and Body Works Blame smell on lotions

Fart in Bath and Body Works Blame smell on lotions  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes a top 10 Survey says: EEEEENNNNNHHHH

Makes a top 10 Survey says: EEEEENNNNNHHHH  Socially Awkward Penguin

Comment on Facebook Think of witty response to your own comment

Comment on Facebook Think of witty response to your own comment  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot Dentist Cleaning teeth oh god don't get a boner

Hot Dentist Cleaning teeth oh god don't get a boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Take picture of hot girl secretly on bus forgot auto flash was on, get off next stop

Take picture of hot girl secretly on bus forgot auto flash was on, get off next stop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl waits outside locked door ninja kicks door into her face

Girl waits outside locked door ninja kicks door into her face  Socially Awkward Penguin
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