Socially Awkward Penguin

blacks out "in god we trust" on dollar spends in vending machine so no one sees

blacks out

cashier checks id while purchasing alcohol act normal act normal act normal act normal oh god i forgot how to breath

cashier checks id while purchasing alcohol act normal act normal 
act normal act normal 
oh god i forgot how to breath  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants mochi icecream for dessert Wont ask if they have it for fear of looking racist

Wants mochi icecream for dessert Wont ask if they have it for fear of looking racist  Socially Awkward Penguin

fart! slowly walk away...

fart! slowly walk away...  Socially Awkward Penguin

holding door open, next girl close but not close enough but she's black

holding door open, next girl close but not close enough but she's black  Socially Awkward Penguin

People are in the kitchen? Guess I'm not eating today.

People are in the kitchen? Guess I'm not eating today.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend tells you a story they've already told you. sit and pretend you've never heard it before.

Friend tells you a story they've already told you. sit and pretend you've never heard it before.  Socially Awkward Penguin

joins gym in february so nobody says its a new years resolution

joins gym in february so nobody says its a new years resolution  Socially Awkward Penguin

"What sauce would you like?" Mild "Did you say Honey BBQ?" Yeah That's Fine

Everyone is silent for 3 seconds Fuck i can't think of anything to say

Everyone is silent for 3 seconds Fuck i can't think of anything to say  Socially Awkward Penguin
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