Socially Awkward Penguin

"Let me call you right back" never calls back

Special needs customer is turning 16 "Happy Birthday, you can drive now!"

Special needs customer is turning 16

Gets stopped by a cop for suspicious behavior by looking inside the car I was actually checking myself out in the reflection

Gets stopped by a cop for suspicious behavior by looking inside the car
 I was actually checking myself out in the reflection   Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds fart in the whole bus ride to work lets one rip while walking down the isle

Holds fart in the whole bus ride to work lets one rip while walking down the isle  Socially Awkward Penguin

Repeatedly turns down sound on ipod to check if breathing too loud

Repeatedly turns down sound on ipod  to check if breathing too loud  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants To get dessert at restaurant no one else wants dessert

Wants To get dessert at restaurant   no one else wants dessert  Socially Awkward Penguin

It's not me It's you

It's not me  It's you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Eats dinner alone in public uses phone to prove has friends

Eats dinner alone in public   uses phone to prove has friends  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pooping next to someone in a public restroom Delays wiping to avoid detection outside the stall

Pooping next to someone in a public restroom Delays wiping to avoid detection outside the stall  Socially Awkward Penguin
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