Socially Awkward Penguin

Grabs food off husband's plate in buffet line not husband

Grabs food off husband's plate in buffet line not husband  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'm wALKING IN CIRCLES, I'm WALKING IN CIRCLES DON'T ASK ME WHY! >:(

I'm wALKING IN CIRCLES, I'm WALKING IN CIRCLES DON'T ASK ME WHY! >:(  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to poop at work Goes to a different floor in the building to avoid meeting a coworker in the bathroom

Has to poop at work Goes to a different floor in the building to avoid meeting a coworker in the bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes out to dinner for birthday Gets ignored by the waiter

goes out to dinner for birthday Gets ignored by the waiter  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stripper Extends arm to get money shakes hands

Stripper Extends arm to get money shakes hands  Socially Awkward Penguin

BUMPS INTO MANNEQUIN WHILE CLOTHES SHOPPING "EXCUSE ME, SORRY"

BUMPS INTO MANNEQUIN WHILE CLOTHES SHOPPING

"I'm going to need you to fill out some personal information I assume you're single, right?"

Hi, What's your name? Forgot own name

Hi, What's your name? Forgot own name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets downvotes on a comment Deletes account

Gets downvotes on a comment Deletes account  Socially Awkward Penguin

nodded head to acknowledge presence not sure if other guy noticed, nod again, wave, and mumble incoherently

nodded head to acknowledge presence not sure if other guy noticed, nod again, wave, and mumble incoherently  Socially Awkward Penguin
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