Socially Awkward Penguin

cross one way street look both ways

cross one way street look both ways  Socially Awkward Penguin

"trick or treat" "you too"

Makes awesome meme Can't think of a title, never mind

Makes awesome meme Can't think of a title, never mind  Socially Awkward Penguin

My friend said, "I think the weather's trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought, "Man, I should have just said, 'Yeah.'"

My friend said,

BYU Loses to Utah Never talk about football again

BYU Loses to Utah Never talk about football again  Socially Awkward Penguin

I walk into the room Socially awkward penguin stops talking

I walk into the room Socially awkward penguin stops talking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Got a Lap dance at stripclub she really likes me!

Got a Lap dance at stripclub she really likes me!   Socially Awkward Penguin

wins a game feels bad about it

wins a game feels bad about it  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone takes bathroom stall next to yours don't make any noise until they flush

someone takes bathroom stall next to yours don't make any noise until they flush  Socially Awkward Penguin

purchase condoms "have a good night"

purchase condoms
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