Socially Awkward Penguin

joins reddit doesnt post anything becuse afraid of downvotes

joins reddit  doesnt post anything becuse afraid of downvotes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks cute girl for time to start conversation Watch is visible on wrist

Asks cute girl for time to start conversation Watch is visible on wrist  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl is picking up, asks if I need anything Wonders if she's hitting on me.

Girl is picking up, asks if I need anything Wonders if she's hitting on me.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretty girl on Television looks directly at camera quickly looks away to avoid eye contact

Pretty girl on Television looks directly at camera quickly looks away   to avoid eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Shake penis three times at urinal and walk away Needed five shakes

Shake penis three times at urinal and walk away   Needed five shakes   Socially Awkward Penguin

best friend's dad dies can't utter a fucking single word to comfort her

best friend's dad dies can't utter a fucking single word to comfort her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Orders food and forgets straw at the register guess I'm drinking from the cup

Orders food and forgets straw at the register guess I'm drinking from the cup   Socially Awkward Penguin

redditor friend shows me link i've seen awkwardly laugh like i hadn't seen it yet

redditor friend shows me link i've seen awkwardly laugh like i hadn't seen it yet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks too hard to type a witty response Never send a text and remembers hours later to respond

Thinks too hard to type a witty response  Never send a text and remembers hours later to respond  Socially Awkward Penguin

attends going away party gives meme card instead of actual gift

attends going away party gives meme card instead of actual gift    Socially Awkward Penguin
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