Socially Awkward Penguin

Oh, you guys are living together next fall? Aren't your periods going to sync up?

Oh, you guys are living together next fall? Aren't your periods going to sync up?    Socially Awkward Penguin

At Sha of Fear first in the world Mom says its bed time, lose.

At Sha of Fear first in the world Mom says its bed time, lose.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Delivery guy says "Enjoy your pizza" "You too"

Delivery guy says

Sees a muslim on the plane switches flights

Sees a muslim on the plane switches flights  Socially Awkward Penguin

Unsubscribes from e-mail newsletters Never gets emailed

Unsubscribes from e-mail newsletters Never gets emailed  Socially Awkward Penguin

Notices someone walking towards him and gets out of the way 100% of the time

Notices someone walking towards him and gets out of the way 100% of the time  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to make small talk with co-workers "I wash my jeans in the washer to make them soft"

tries to make small talk with co-workers

Shopping cart gatherer is watching in parking lot Bring shopping cart all the way to the return instead of ditching it on the curb next to car

Shopping cart gatherer is watching in parking lot Bring shopping cart all the way to the return instead of ditching it on the curb next to car  Socially Awkward Penguin

Enjoy your dinner You too!

Enjoy your dinner You too!  Socially Awkward Penguin

person sits next to you for 2 hours have no idea what they look like

person sits next to you for 2 hours have no idea what they look like  Socially Awkward Penguin
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