Socially Awkward Penguin

accidentally drips water on pants pours more on shirt so no one thinks its pee

accidentally drips water on pants pours more on shirt so no one thinks its pee  Socially Awkward Penguin

Passenger sitting shotgun gets dropped off Remains in back seat

Passenger sitting shotgun gets dropped off Remains in back seat  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person you are talking to starts talking to someone else back away slowly

Person you are talking to starts talking to someone else back away slowly  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finish pooping at the same time as guy in next stall wait for him to finish washing hands before you come out

Finish pooping at the same time as guy in next stall wait for him to finish washing hands before you come out  Socially Awkward Penguin

"oh cool!" They haven't finished their sentence yet...

Shows up to party hour early Blames it on daylight savings

Shows up to party hour early Blames it on daylight savings  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thanksgiving weekend is over Finally I can get back to skyrim

Thanksgiving weekend 
is over Finally I can get back to skyrim  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl you like invites you to hang out after school Forgot and took the bus home

girl you like invites you to hang out after school    Forgot and took the bus home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buy awesome-sounding domain name SECONDS LATER, NAME SOUNDS STUPID

Buy awesome-sounding domain name SECONDS LATER, NAME SOUNDS STUPID  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I like your shirt" "me too"

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