Socially Awkward Penguin

Sings "like a lightbulb" during Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer no one else does

Sings

Post gets no upvotes Deletes it so nobody knows

Post gets no upvotes Deletes it so nobody knows  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has same birthday as friend Compares wall posts on Facebook

Has same birthday as friend Compares wall posts on Facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin

pooping in public restroom. someone comes in oh god they know it's me

pooping in public restroom.
someone comes in oh god they know it's me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Name gets mentioned in the newspaper Don't tell anyone

Name gets mentioned in the newspaper Don't tell anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

bad day, spend an hour composing Facebook status 139 characters too long

bad day, spend an hour composing Facebook status 139 characters too long  Socially Awkward Penguin

kirjoita kuvaan kommentti mieti muotoilua tunnin verran

kirjoita kuvaan kommentti mieti muotoilua
tunnin verran  Socially Awkward Penguin

Start peeing in toilet Aim away from the water because it makes Too much noise

Start peeing in toilet Aim away from the water because it makes
Too much noise  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to turn doorknob, but bathroom is already occupied Walk away, don't have to go anymore

Try to turn doorknob, but bathroom is already occupied Walk away, don't have to go anymore  Socially Awkward Penguin

Happy Birthday! You too!

Happy Birthday! You too!  Socially Awkward Penguin
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