Socially Awkward Penguin

Have to take a dump while on campus drive home instead of risk the public restrooms

Have to take a dump while on campus drive home instead of risk the public restrooms  Socially Awkward Penguin

see group of new colleagues walking up ahead Assume they don't want to associate with you

see group of new colleagues walking up ahead Assume they don't want to associate with you  Socially Awkward Penguin

First post gets downvoted Makes new account

First post gets downvoted Makes new account  Socially Awkward Penguin

See's really hot ex co-worker doesn't even say hi

See's really hot ex co-worker doesn't even say hi  Socially Awkward Penguin

teacher does morning attendance readily accept absence

teacher does morning attendance readily accept absence  Socially Awkward Penguin

hand lotion. boxer briefs. stool softener. prescription-strength deodorant. condoms. god bless you, amazon.

hand lotion. boxer briefs. stool softener. prescription-strength deodorant. condoms.  god bless you, amazon.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Afraid to return to a store wearing a jacket bought there They'll think I stole it

Afraid to return to a store wearing a jacket bought there They'll think I stole it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Where is the Fucking Zipper for this SUIT!? I Don't like the way I look!

Where is the Fucking Zipper for this SUIT!? I Don't like the way I look!  Socially Awkward Penguin

go to the gym sit in the locker room on reddit for an hour

go to the gym sit in the locker room on reddit for an hour  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl says "all this food is going to my non-existent butt." Tells her that its not true, and that she has a nice butt.

Girl says
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