Socially Awkward Penguin

Mother posts pictures to gonewild masturbates to them

Mother posts pictures to gonewild masturbates to them  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Thanks for stopping by, sir. Come back and see us." "You too!"

Gets called out for being an English major and asked to explain the plot of Hamlet can't remember anything except "To be or Not to be"

Gets called out for being an English major and asked to explain the plot of Hamlet can't remember anything except

order messed up at fastfood restaurant goes back in disguise and pays for it again

order messed up at fastfood restaurant goes back in disguise and pays for it again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend tells you about an awesome party next week Oh, I'm not inviting you or anything

Friend tells you about an awesome party next week Oh, I'm not inviting you or anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

flips turn signal on wrong street still turns

flips turn signal on wrong street still turns  Socially Awkward Penguin

runs into crush at store while buying economy pack of toilet paper

runs into crush at store while buying economy pack of toilet paper  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl in the elevator asks me what song I'm listening to "Date Rape" by Sublime

Cute girl in the elevator asks me what song I'm listening to

Accidentally goes to the wrong lecture hall on the first day of college Doesn't leave

Accidentally goes to the wrong lecture hall on the first day of college  Doesn't leave   Socially Awkward Penguin

needs to go to the bathroom Is too nervous to ask anyone

needs to go to the bathroom Is too nervous to ask anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin
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