Socially Awkward Penguin

See attractive neighbor's car pull in Finds reason to go outside

See attractive neighbor's car pull in   Finds reason to go outside  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finish pooping at work hear someone walk in the bathroom stay in stall until other person leaves

Finish pooping at work hear someone walk in the bathroom  stay in stall until other person leaves   Socially Awkward Penguin

FInally poops in public restroom loudest poop ever

FInally poops in public restroom  loudest poop ever   Socially Awkward Penguin

IS at the mall with mom and sees people from school pretends to be texting

IS at the mall with mom and sees people from school pretends to be texting  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pays $1200 for two year gym membership embarrassed at first session, never goes back

Pays $1200 for two year gym membership embarrassed at first session, never goes back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Checks out new SAPs tries to figure out who's watching him and making posts about it.

Checks out new SAPs  tries to figure out who's  watching him 
and making posts about it.   Socially Awkward Penguin

finish talking to a girl replay entire convo in head 500 times looking for fuckups

finish talking to a girl replay entire convo in head 500 times looking for fuckups    Socially Awkward Penguin

Get invited to a social event consisting of people you didn't talk to in high school end up being the one who sits quietly, eats their food, and pretends to laugh

Get invited to a social event consisting of people you didn't talk to in high school end up being the one who sits quietly, eats their food, and pretends to laugh  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears the term "Double Fisting" for the first time at a bar "Of course I knew that meant holding two drinks in either hand..."

Hears the term

Has a great meme idea but doesn't know what subreddit to use "it wasn't such a great idea anyway"

Has a great meme idea but doesn't know what subreddit to use
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