Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to restaurant on birthday scared to death the wait staff will sing to you

Go to restaurant on birthday scared to death the wait staff will sing to you  Socially Awkward Penguin

shits himself during final stays to finish the test

shits himself during final stays to finish the test  Socially Awkward Penguin

Link day on r/circlejerk still gain no karma

Link day on r/circlejerk still gain no karma  Socially Awkward Penguin

get boner in public while walking hand in pocket

get boner in public while walking hand in pocket   Socially Awkward Penguin

Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only thing worse then scumbag steve roommate stealing your stuff Having to talk to him about it

Only thing worse then scumbag steve roommate stealing your stuff Having to talk to him about it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Redditor for three years Five submissions, all to r/askreddit

Redditor for three years Five submissions, all to r/askreddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Standing at urinal about to pee, someone comes into bathroom Switches to stall

Standing at urinal about to pee, someone comes into bathroom Switches to stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone asks 'How's it going?' Reply 'How's it going?' waddle away in silence.

Someone asks
 'How's it going?' Reply 'How's it going?'
waddle away in silence.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make internet joke about people you know panic until they both like it on facebook

Make internet joke about people you know panic until they both like it on facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin
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