Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl waves, Wave back and say "hey" she was waving at her friend behind you blush like a bitch and quickly walk off.

cute girl waves, Wave back and say

ROOMMATE HAS A FRIEND OVER PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP FOR HOURS UNTIL THEY LEAVE

ROOMMATE HAS A FRIEND OVER PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP FOR HOURS UNTIL THEY LEAVE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees someone walking towards you 50 feet away No idea where to look next 49 feet

Sees someone walking towards you 50 feet away No idea where to look next 49 feet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees funny awkward penguin posts Posts one that sounds like crap

Sees funny awkward penguin posts Posts one that sounds like crap  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets up to turn in paper adrenaline rush

gets up to turn in paper adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Silently farts in a meeting yells it wasnt me and storms out

Silently farts in a meeting yells it wasnt me and storms out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't like using public toilets the smell of other males urine scares him off

Doesn't like using public toilets the smell of other males urine scares him off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Find out from guy in wheelchair at bus stop that I just missed my bus In frustration blurt out, "I could have walked!"

Find out from guy in wheelchair at bus stop that I just missed my bus In frustration blurt out,

Doesnt drink Takes shots of Redbull all night

Doesnt drink Takes shots of Redbull all night  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I lost my father this week" where did he go?

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