Socially Awkward Penguin

types in :putnam: on facebook status ends up as :putnam: and becomes dissapointment to society

types in :putnam: on facebook status ends up as :putnam: and becomes dissapointment to society  Socially Awkward Penguin

PRETTY GIRLS APPROACH WHEN ABOUT TO ADD MAYYONAISE to hamburger ADD 75% LESS MAYYONAISE THAN USUALLY

PRETTY GIRLS APPROACH WHEN ABOUT TO ADD MAYYONAISE to hamburger ADD 75% LESS MAYYONAISE THAN USUALLY  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl holds door open for me Enter through adjacent door

Cute girl holds door open for me Enter through adjacent door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl leans in for a hug after a date Waves and says, "K, thanks, have a good night."

Girl leans in for a hug after a date Waves and says,

Craps her pants Tells her boyfriend

Craps her pants Tells her boyfriend  Socially Awkward Penguin

"These people are idiots..." Has not mastered the new mute/unmute button on phone.

Night, when you have to sleep. Brain is trying not to, but still trying to scare you

Night, when you have to sleep. Brain is trying not to, but  still trying to scare you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Starts looking around during assembly Makes awkward eye contact with a random person

Starts looking around during assembly Makes awkward eye contact with a random person  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reads Socially awkward penguin Closes page when someone comes in

Reads Socially awkward penguin Closes page when someone comes in  Socially Awkward Penguin

A friend tells you his partner is pregnant "Is it yours?"

A friend tells you his partner is pregnant
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